Matthew Wookey

The human equivalent to moto moto

Matthew Wookey likes them big and chunky

by Bensonsforbeds April 28, 2019

Colton Matthews

colton matthews is a fucking asshole douchebag who is really selfish and will lie to your face just to make things easier for him. He sucks at being a boyfriend, and i hope he never has a girlfriend again. worst decision of my life.

oh and he sucks at kissing. and grinding.

-" remember that guy that was a horrible kisser at that party?"
" ohh yea Colton Matthews"

-"remember that guy Colton Matthews?"
"oh yeah he is such a douche."

by coloradogirl123 January 8, 2012

Dirty Matthew

Getting on top of a tractor and fisting your ass so hard, that you penetrate yourself and give yourself a hemorrhoids.

I just a Dirty Matthew on my tractor.

by Warcrom123 April 20, 2020

matthew o'neill

a man that causes uncontrollable sexual desire in attractive girls

attractive girl) damn i want matthew o'neill now

by yibuddy November 24, 2011

Matthew Torres

A man who cares about others when the times is Necessary but has a dark side who doesnt give a fuck

Damm that girls has a FAT a-Matthew torres lol WTF

by lol12345678787 September 26, 2010

Jacob Matthews

Sexy
amazing
funny
interesting
fun
uniqure
gets mad easy

falls hard but loves great
gets hurt alot
sweet heart
loveible
happy most the time

a:whos your bf?

b: Jacob matthews

a: omfg, you know hes like the best guy traits ever?

by white chicksssssssss November 20, 2011

matthew reuter

means gay

like omg hes a matthew reuter

by sarsypan June 23, 2010