Granny Pie

The sexual act of when a grandmother (or any woman over the age of 70) penetrates you with a strap on filled with icing and when she deems it appropriate, she squirts the icing into whatever orifice she is penetrating.

"For this Thanksgiving I totally plan on running through a retirement home and getting Granny pied!"

"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"

"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"

by Tungsten Pimp November 25, 2023

Granny Flaps

extremely saggy pussy flaps, specific belonging to grannies

"Oi nanna let me cop a feel of those Granny Flaps"

by [bj] JackMehoff September 26, 2019

granny glinda

SLUT

Granny Glinda is a slut

by 12345eee May 16, 2016

trannie, grannie, lannie, dannie

trannie, grannie, lannie, dannie - meaning somebody named zion is a man .. or a lack of tuckness .

trannie, grannie, lannie, dannie is a whole tuck

by jasymdnmeks December 05, 2023

Gushing Granny

When an older woman squirts during sexual intercourse

My favorite porn star is a gushing granny.

by CertifiedNegroid January 18, 2025

grannys ankle

the last few tokes of a spliff that nobody wants

“yo g you want the last bit of this” “nah bro just throw it out, nobody wants the grannys ankle”

by Slacky4k January 16, 2022

Granny Choker

The pubes you hide in your Granny's asthma inhaler just for shits and giggles.

When the pubes from the Granny choker hit the back of her throat Granny almost died.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020