the dirt 

The autobiography of Motley Crue. Filled with tales of excess and insanity set in the 80's that remain unparalled to this day.

After reading The Dirt, Terrence moved to LA, changed his name to Stacii and developed a heroin addiciton.

the dirt by Marvin J Rockefella July 2, 2005

The dirt from Dirt 

A biased, hateful, and ignorant blog written by an anonymous lesbo under the nickname "Dirt."

Dirt spends most of her time writing blog entries hating men, and especially female-to-male transsexuals (because they are becoming men). According to her, anyone who doesn't believe that only lesbian women should have rights is a misogynist. She is also infamous for deleting comments that disagree with her, which is unfortunate because if she didn't, she would have 100x the amount of comments.

Who the hell reads The dirt from Dirt, anyway? That bitch needs to stop blogging and get in the kitchen.

The dirt from Dirt by DukeT November 27, 2010

in the dirt 

(n) Any type of alcohol.

(adj) The state of being so drunk that rolling in the dirt seems like a great and novel idea.

"I heard you guys got a little crazy last night."

"Yeah dude, 8 guys, 10 girls all in the dirt. Wild evening."

"How much dirt was there?"

"Wild Turkey, Crown Royal, Smirnoff...a tractor load basically."

in the dirt by no_dice October 25, 2009

what ever blows the dirt up your skirt 

1. Synonymous with "whatever lifts your luggage".
2. You can use "whatever blows the dirt up your skirt" when directing this towards homosexuals or a friend who says something extremely gay.

Brian: hey damian
Damian: I'm thinknig about have gay sex today.. what do you think?
Brian: What ever blows the dirt up your skirt!

what ever blows the dirt up your skirt by Big poppa2923 May 15, 2010

Dropped My Popsicle In The Dirt 

When someone is giving head and they throw up on your "popsicle"

The bitch dropped my popsicle in the dirt last night so I made her sleep on the couch.

Dropped My Popsicle In The Dirt by Onna Johanson October 24, 2007

The Dirnty 

A sex position.
where you do what Mike Dirnt does in the video of King for a day/Shout/Stand by me by Green Day at the Trabendo club in Paris, France

except your having sex...not playing bass.

Random Guy: "Dude last night i totally did the Dirnty to Brittney!"
Random Guy's Friend: "Nice man!"

The Dirnty by Armstrong Annonymous March 29, 2010

rake the dirt 

The act of combing your partners anal hairs to clear out the dingleberries. Usually involving a comb.

I got to get my girlfriend to rake the dirt. I got too many berries to sit down.

rake the dirt by Puppyslayer April 22, 2013