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corporate charlie

A successful guy who has nice hair. He is always well dressed, works out daily, and eats chicken.
by Corporate Charlie July 14, 2017
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Corporate clown

Corporate clowns are colleagues which are often colleagues with an overly positive attitude. They contribute little to the direct operations of the organization and more become more undercover HR promoters. These colleagues usually as well have lesser understanding of what is going on in the practice, but often try to speak on behalf of it.

They are often 'close' to leadership, since those will grand them the opportunity to organize internal programs or internal events for people. E.g. Innovation roadshows, young leader events etc.. This sometimes mistakenly is identified by other colleagues in the organization, that this person is important, due to their direct reporting within the organization and communication they are often involved in. Leadership is aware and consider that they know they need some corporate clowns for activating other people with overly positive communication, but no actual other results are expected.

Consider that a corporate clown is not a bad thing, but you should not confuse corporate clowns for colleagues to rely on during the execution of external engagements. Otherwise this may lead to get frustration and disappointed, but this would just mean your own misjudgment, because they fulfill a different (unofficial) role. Quick way to recognize is overly positive lingo in communication.
Just received an invite for in 4-weeks to do a 'coffee catch-up' the corporate clown, he is so unaware that this is the busiest period of the year.

Did you as well receive the mail from the corporate clown, i think he actually put all in BCC but wants to make it look like he targeted us specifically.

I just received a 'Happy Tuesday', guess from who? The corporate clown!
by TheCorporateOrder February 2, 2025
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Umbrella Corporation

The omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent entity based loosely on the world.
Meet Adolf, the (clandestine) brilliant fuhrer behind Umbrella Corporation.
by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021
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Corporate

Synonym of Penis or cock. Used when referencing sexual encounters where someone get's fucked hard.
Corporate really gave it to me last night. Corporate's really coming down on me. Corporate's really been riding me lately. Corporate is always bending me over. Corporate is really screwing me over. Corporate has been all up my as Corporate really knows how to give it to me. Corporate fucked me over. Corporate screwed me again.
by RJ and Scooter January 12, 2025
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Corporate

Co-Worker: What is corporate gonna announce in the meeting next week?

Me: I dont know, Jan Levinson is pissed I know that
by WhyjustWhy:0 December 12, 2021
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Corporate

(of a business or group of individuals) legally recognized as an entity with the authority to act as such.
Like other corporate entities, local governments may cut back on capital expenditures.
by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024
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corporate christi

A corporation who thinks their policies are holy, almost a body of religion. Variation of Corpus Christi from Christianity.
"This company is getting that Corporate Christi mindset with some of these new policies."
by The worst English student January 21, 2022
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