July 9

it’s last kiss day (listen to last kiss by taylor swift)

Taylor Swift: That July 9th, the best of your heart. It jumps through your shirt, I can still feel your arms

Swifties: fuck u joe jonas

by ryssian.roulette February 9, 2023

9/11

Like 7/11, they just open at nine, instead.

Hey, are you goin’ down to 9/11? If so, can you buy me a sandwich?

by Andersn’t not February 12, 2020

July 9

Buy your middle child a cake day

I’m writing this while at the store with my mom trying to get her to buy a cake

It’s July 9 so you have to buy me a cake

by Notwhitson July 9, 2021

December 9

ask out your crush day! in December 9th you ask your crush out

you: do you wanna go out?
crush: why?
you: it’s December 9

by sadieluna December 7, 2019

AIM-9

The AIM-9 Sidewinder is a Short-Range Air-to-Air missile adopted by the US Navy in 1956 and adopted by the US Airforce in 1964. The AIM-9 is considered one of the most successful western short-range air-to-air missiles, and is still used by numerous Nations around the world; and with the Block III still in development, it is likely that the AIM-9 will remain in service for many years to come.

The AIM-9 Sidewinder is one of the most successful Western Short-Range Air-to-Air Missiles in the world

by Military Tech February 17, 2022

9/11

9/11 is an overused meme.

Oh my God 9/11 was an inside job

Or
9/11 couldn't have been an inside joke because the planes hit the outside.
Or
I caused 9/11 .

by PositiveJack September 4, 2017

June 9

National graduation/culmination day! Anyone who graduated or is graduating/ culminated or is culminating extremely lucky. Congratulations to you all!

Wish you all the best! Have fun and graduation/culmination on June 9

by dave trump June 4, 2022