pitty fool

A man looking for something that's warm and moist and consumes meat without chewing and sees a hot woman and says the only way he would hit it is out of pity because he feels sorry for himself I'm feeling pity fool

A man looking for something that's warm and moist and consumes meat without chewing and sees a hot woman and says the only way he would hit it is out of pity because he feels sorry for himself I'm feeling pitty fool

by Hardline June 21, 2021

Octo Fools

On October 12 tell a joke to your friends!

Boy: I like you

Girl: I dont like you back, sorry..

Boy: Im joking, its Octo Fools!

by wnxndh October 11, 2021

Fauxed fool

To deceive, fool or trick the eye, an illusion... what you see is not always what you get.

"Fauxed fool" is 2010 Olympics Snowboarder, Scotty Lago's faux head.

by Beach Belle February 21, 2010

Bitch-Fooled

When the girl that you like, starts to say things that hint that she likes you and her friends tag along and start to say that “you two are a great match” and then one of the friends say that she likes you. You then ask her out since you got the green light, then she says “No” because they were just “kidding around”.

Your friend: So how is that girl that you like?

Me: Her and her friends bitch-fooled me yesterday so I just have to give up on her now.

by Lee Chandler May 15, 2018

ivory fool

Jamaican word for wanker

Shut up you ivory fool

by Archie croucher January 5, 2017

Massive fool

Kieran Hartle is the biggest fool you’ll ever meet

he’s a massive fool

by Larnsdale October 12, 2020

Easter Fools

A rare phenomenon where Easter and April Fools take place on the same day.

Jackson: Did you see that Easter and April fools are gonna be happening on the same day this year?

Matt: Yea, it's gonna be a great Easter Fools.

by Sethtaros May 13, 2018