Teaest of the tea

When you got some REAL drama, the things where the tea is BOILING 🥵

Most VSCO girls use this when their suuuuper excited
Girl- yo I got the teaest of the tea
Girl 2- no way, spilllllllll
by BasicVschoe August 29, 2019
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Purple tea

Purple tea is a potent mixture of psychedelic mushrooms and tea, most commonly used when there has been a large harvest of mushrooms. Tea is a good way to consume a large dose quickly
1. Billy: "you guys coming clubbing tonight."

Bud: "nahh mate, we've been hitting the Purple tea all afternoon, social events are out of the question."

2. Beven: "I think I just discovered the meaning of the universe."

Suzy: "me to!"

Beven: "word! lets drink some more purple tea so we can further discuss this discovery through telepathy"
by Father Worthington October 18, 2010
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Tea-swizzle

Another name for tea (gossip).
Tea-swizzle man.
by wantaspritecranberry January 10, 2019
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sea tea

The fan made daughter of Mugman and Cala Maria
Sea Tea is the main character of the fanfic One More Deal
by TheRealMugman October 05, 2020
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Piss tea

When you have to piss really bad and you piss on some tea
Bill: oh cwaka waka I gots 2 piss
Jim: just make piss tea
by Urinal_goblin December 24, 2020
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tea table

a gossip (tea) table of 3-5 people that spill tea together.
by ejworm April 13, 2019
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Bully of Tea

Bully of Tea: OI! Gimme yer bo'oh'o'woh'oh!
Other person: No way, you Bully of Tea!
by O' Chungus October 31, 2022
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