Devonshire tea

When you are on you back and the chosen lady is on top. It's that time of the month. Once you have sufficiently cream pied her bloody box she dismounts and leaves a healthy serving of fanny jam and man cream on your nuts. She then begins to suck your nuts while you piss on her.

Phil & Karen snuck away from their vineyard tour so that Phil could give Karen a Devonshire Tea.

by Kelly2357 July 22, 2022

tea af

When the gossip is extra juicy. But make sure to say tea then wait a second and say AF

Ashley: did you hear who Brian is hooking up with?
Tasha: WHO???
Ashley: Brooke!
Tasha: tea AF

by taylorgang__ September 8, 2018

And That's The Tea Sis

Spilling the drama to someone.

"And that's the tea sis" - Lily said.

by whyyoudomelikethat January 13, 2020

Mexican Tea

Mexican Tea: slang for poop.

"I have to make a cup of Mexican Tea"

by William J. Abernathy June 9, 2018

Tea Cheese

That horrible coagulated milk crap you get when your milk has gone off, or when it reacts weird with the lemon tea you just made...

Don't add milk to that, you'll get tea cheese

by HorusHeretic October 18, 2014

tea table

a gossip (tea) table of 3-5 people that spill tea together.

I GOTTA HEAR WHATS UP WITH THAT TEA TABLE

by ejworm April 12, 2019

Green Tea

It’s either the actual tea, or it’s by far the silliest localised stand name of all time. How do you make tea threatening!?

Green Tea’s quicky secret.

by Pimpleapps April 27, 2021