wank tank

Somebody who masturbates excessively. A cum production unit.

"All that wank tank ever does is sit around making wang tang"

by Handsome B September 7, 2008

Skank Tank

A slang term denoting tanning beds, an item used excessively by 'skanks'. Normally used in reference to skanky females, but can also be used for annoying 'Jersey Shore' type males who pratically reside in the skank tank.

Cindy- So what's our schedule today?

Margaret- Laundry, tanning, gym, and the club, duh!

Clyde- The Skank Tank again? Y'all are gonna get cancer, just wait.

Cindy- I'm not a skank! I'm single I can shag whoever I want!

by iwon'trememberit November 8, 2010

man tank

a t-shirt that has had the sleeves cut off with a knife, and then using said sleeve-one to put on your head as a hat as you use sleeve-two to wipe the excess cheeseburger from your face. Preferably a very cool shirt should be made into a man tank.

My starwars episode I man tank is better than your camp wolf tooth man tank.

by googool July 5, 2010

Tank Controls

Controls in a video games that don't allow player character to turn and move at the same time. The term is a reference to old tanks, which had to stop and rotate in place in order to change directions. Examples of such games include Grim Fandango and Resident Evil.

-Original Resident Evil is unplayable for me. Fuck tank controls.

by karqz October 8, 2021

Tank up

To fill up your car with gas

I gotta stop at a Gas station to tank up

by Tank up November 24, 2010

tank mode

to go beast on L4D in a destructive manner.

Jack Smith: Man Left 4 Dead is pretty fun!

Tyrone LaTrice Johnson: Yeah, especially when you TANK MODE them hoes.

by MrV? September 20, 2009

Tank Lord

A short, wide, overweight girl with a funny misshaped looking body named Laura that you just have to make fun of every time you feel the earth shake when she's walking by.

Magnitude 9.0 earthquake/tsunami??? Tank Lord fell off her bed.
When the Earth shakes, there is a Tank Lord near by.
"DAMN!!! Laura Atencio is a Tank Lord"

by Foxxx Man May 12, 2012