surging sanders

Noun. One who cums out of nowhere.

Bernie: I had a hell of a night.
Martin: What happened?
Bernie: I was chilling with Monica and she bent over to get the popcorn bowl.
Martin: What happened then?
Bernie: I was a surging sanders. The ass was too fat.

by The Tall Bear August 23, 2016

surfing shit

What you do right now Is surfing shit

-Are you surfing on the internet?
*looks on the screen*
-Is this a video about squirrel's having sex?
-Yep,I'm surfing shit

by MrSurfingers July 27, 2017

slurping the skunk

LICKING PUSSY

My boyfriend with a tiny dick was really good at slurping the skunk

by Cooder October 1, 2017

slurping knees

Where you slide up to someone you like and start slurping thier knees

I slid up to this hot man and started slurping knees.

by Mada 87 April 20, 2018

Surfing with a spoon

A short concave surfboard, ridden as a kneeboard.

George Greenough, surfing with a spoon during his famous"sermon on the point."

by Darius Jedburg March 9, 2018

Skurping

Skurping is when someone eats beans, slurping them up. If you Skurp up beans you are a Skurper, it can only be used when one is consuming beans.

"mmmm beans"

"sluuuuu u u uuu u u u uuuu uu uuurp"

"Why are u SKURPING beans

by Zerithius March 29, 2020

Surfing bitches

When a Bro slays through an extreme quality of lifelong prospects to seek the eventual one he will chose to Marry.

Haven't found the right one yet so far I'm just Surfing Bitches.

by elleydown June 9, 2020