bendy-sucker

the only way for a man to suck himself is to get two of his lower ribs removed therefore he is bendy enough to not need a girl to do it for him.

omg! did u hear that your boyfriend is a bendy-sucker? i never new....

by cuppycakerz November 15, 2009

corck sucker

same as chode sucker

She's a chubby chaser ; bet she's also a corck sucker too!

by <3yessir March 14, 2011

seaweed sucker

An asian

Damn that 45er be eating salad again, what a seaweed sucker.

by Anti asian August 24, 2017

Sucker-Pump

The act of sneaking up behind someone when they bend over, grabbing their hips and delivering a hard, uninvited pelvic thrust. Typically accompanied by a loud, guttural cry. The skillful sucker-pumper then nonchalantly goes about their business as if the event never occurred.

Joe was completely non-plussed following the delivery of an especially vicious sucker-pump.

by Dr. Ironmind March 29, 2017

rope sucker

A person that thinks they are screwing somebody over for an extended period of time, only to find out they were the one getting screwed over the whole time.

Sounds like you got fucked ! Serves you right, who is the rope sucker now?

by PetePetePetePete0125 June 10, 2010

Blood Sucker

It is the act of using your teeth to remove a bloody tampon from a female's vagina while the woman is menstruating. Then engaging in sexual intercourse.

I wanted to fuck my girl but she had her period so I had to pull a Blood Sucker.

by Vampire Nylorac June 10, 2009

Black Suckers

The absolute worst punishment that a 3yr old can dish out.
Reason:They taste bad and they are ugly so nobody wants them.
A 3yr old will only bestow this reward when they are at their wits end and unable to change their situation with the normal fit pitching, belly aching, moaning, groaning and crying to no avail.
It is also used by adults in a SNAFU situation.

When you won't let the child have their way and they tell you NO NO NO Black Suckers for You!

by Marty and Michelle June 10, 2005