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anal-berger shocker

The act of inserting 2 fingers into the ass, and 1 into the vagina. This is usually performed when she is laying on her stomach. This is the inverse of the common shocker. Only the kinkiest of slampigs will ask or allow for this to happen. Commonly described a number of ways, for example 2 in the stink, 1 in the pink. Attempting this move on a slampig not directly asking for it is reserved for those of the highest bro king status as this can very easily backfire and for those trying to degrade women as much as possible.
I went in for the shocker but the chick flipped over and begged for the anal-berger shocker.

My night got really weird when the slampig I was with asked me to give her the anal-berger shocker.

Friend 1: How did your night end up?

Friend 2: It was going well until I went for the anal-berger shocker and I got a hair iron thrown at me as I ran through the dorm naked holding my clothes over my crotch as everyone came out to view my shame.
by Jake Chillinhaal July 10, 2011
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love sticker

Also know as a love bite or a hickey,

What is given after sucking a part of the body (neck, chest, etc.)causing the blood vessels to break and leave a bruise.

It is really a way for insecure people to prove to everyone else that they are in a sexual relationship.
Person 1: *points to neck* "Alex, look what Cary gave me, a love sticker!"
Person 2: "Oh, how cute ....you gave your vacuum cleaner a name!"
by Mike&86 December 9, 2008
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tuffy sticker

Another name for tattoo's. People who have tattoo's will generally have some pain whilst getting them done so are considered tuff and a tattoo can be described as a permanent sticker.
Mike got his first tuffy sticker today of a dragon. What a tough guy.
by holly.o September 1, 2006
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crapper stacker

an orgy of homosexuals who "stack" their crap in a sequence of anal sex.
Chaz was constipated for four days after tuesday night's crapper stacker.
by chucka nubba June 20, 2007
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After-Shocker

The act peformed by a female after receiving "the shocker" from a poor excuse for a male. It can be gesticulated in photos or as a threat by flashing the knee, as that is what will be grounded into said males testicles after he attempts "the shocker", and not lightly either, with an exceeding amount of force.
Aptly named the "After-Shocker" as it is after, and also a shocker of its own.
*Boy gives Girl the Shocker*
Girl : "Oh my God, what did you just do?"
Boy: *Laughing* "Hahahaha, gave you the shocker"
*Girl performs After-Shocker*
Boy: *screaming in agony* "Jeeeezzzzzzzz what the hell was that for?"
Girl: " Being a complete asshole, goodbye"
*Girl exits leaving boy writhing in agony*
by TheJustice123 March 2, 2010
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Slut Stickers

Tattoos located on the hips, usually on females, these tattoos are generally but not limeted to flowers, stars, vines, guns, or any other thing that directly point to or come from the girls vagina.
Guy one: that girl is hot
Guy twos: yeah did you se her slut stickers
Guy one: you should go talk to her she is probably DYF!
by Hip tattoo May 16, 2014
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The Shocker

Two in the gooer, one in the sewer
Two in the slit, one in the shit
Two in the pie, one in the eye
Two in the grass, one in the ass
Two in the bowl, one in the hole
Two in the fish, one in the dish
by Tim Towers November 23, 2003
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