suburban soft

A term for suburban kids who are raised with all the above amenities and never have to work for anything. No grit.

My baseball team has a bunch of suburban soft kids on it.

by ole country bumpkin January 5, 2022

soft worm

When a males penis doesnot respond to stimulation.
Penis
Dick
Shaft
Limp dick
Softy

My boyfriend had soft worm all last night , which made for a very long night.

by Dr. Ranch May 18, 2011

Soft streamer

A live streamer who has a homey atmosphere, a loving community, low energy, wholesome and willing to grow, listen and learn.

Hey, have you heard of {name} they're a soft streamer

by Complaints August 23, 2021

Soft Serve

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Ejaculating while soft.

Most commonly confused with Pushing Rope

"After the fifth time jerking it I could only jizz soft serves"

"I think Aaron is gay, when we have sex he always gives me a soft serve Sunday"

by LarsVonCunt March 9, 2019

Soft as shit

A descriptive term used in response to someone's stupid behavior

Jenny: did you hear Peter blew his whole check on scratch tickets?
Roger: wow he's soft as shit!

by Brian duh bum February 5, 2022

Soft Parade

When a woman masturbates with her hand

Reena fell asleep under a tree after her soft Parade. The orgasm instantly wore her out.

by J$honey August 15, 2021

soft banana

A very soft banana. The opposite of a hard banana. Not red, not grown to its full potential.

"Boy das a really soft banana."

by Riskyboi May 4, 2018