kyoto snooping

putting a pole in your penis and pissing everywhere like a fountain

me and my ex hooked up again after a good night of kyoto snooping

by dumasshoe February 22, 2025

dude snood

a beard that worn on the neck alone

ben: have you seen jeff’s dude snood?
adam: yes, it’s grown so long!
ben: maybe i should shave my beard off up to my jawline too and create a dude snood of my own!

by mimidt November 22, 2025

Cruisin’ for a snoozin’

When someone does, is doing, or has done something that will inevitably lead to a nap or an early bedtime.

Jamie had her girlfriends visit for the weekend and they had a killer time. She stayed up way past her bedtime both nights and now that they’re gone, she’s going to lay on the couch and relax but we all know she’s Cruisin’ for a snoozin’ and won’t last long before she’s asleep for good.

by Spicy_Deluxe June 16, 2024

Cruisin’ for a snoozin’

When someone does, is doing, or has done something that will inevitably lead to a nap or an early bedtime.

Jamie had her girlfriends visit for the weekend and they had a killer time. She stayed up way past her bedtime both nights and now that they’re gone, she’s going to lay on the couch and relax but we all know she’s cruisin’ for a snoozin’ and won’t last long before she’s asleep.

by Spicy_Deluxe June 16, 2024