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Night Shift

When you don't get sacked for being an utter creepy predator but instead get offered a job on night shift to watch folk sleep.
Hey Rolf! What happened to creepy Jimmy?

Ah I forgot to tell you Gary, he's now on the night shift!
by Bollock tucker November 3, 2022
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Shifting

Used in some religions.

Some teens and adults on tiktok adapted the term to mean moving your subconscious to another reality. In truth, it is just lucid dreaming. The fact that you have to go to sleep first says it all. They took a term used for religion and coined it as a way to bang fictional characters. It's quite annoying. They'll argue that it's not lucid dreaming and that they're actually there but in reality it's the same thing with different names. Or they're just daydreaming. Most of these "shifters" you'll find on tiktok or youtube are young. No younger than 12 and no older than 25. It can be damaging to ones mental health. If you really want to meet you favorite fictional character then write a story or just daydream or try to lucid dream.
Person A: Whats shifting?
Person B: Lucid dreaming.
Person A: Why is it called shifting then?
Person B: Because some people wanted to believe that they can travel to other universes.
by Julius_Ceaserrrrrrr November 26, 2022
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Shift into Bankai

When an individual grabs their mate’s willy while looking them in the eyes with unbridled passion and shouts “Shift into…Ban-kai!” then slamming their index finger into their mate’s anus and stimulating the their prostate to help them achieve the best erection possible.
I gazed into my mate’s eyes as I firmly grabbed their willy and shouted “Shift into Bankai!”, slamming my finger into their anus and helping them achieve the fullest erection possible.
by BigEvil13 November 29, 2022
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CEMETERY SHIFT KEY

it is when you have an irrevocable change.

CHARLES THOMAS MUNGER says" there in no social status. and given his WISE ASSERY.EXCEMENT.288 " there is know social status.

When I was walking "A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON died today.

When you walk through a GRAVEYARD you get this REALIZATION about LIFE SAVERS.

Something that should be included in EV.

LAND OF THE DOWN UNDER.
Listen understand when you are walking through THE HOLY CROSS CEMETERY with a FUNERAL going on as O got this inspiration that when we are above we got that inscription that says we are THE REAL ENGINE but on the CEMETERY SHIFT KEY our UNREAL ENGINE becomes what we b2come as he REAL ENGINE the you can say is INSITE..

The only thing is , when you press the CEMETERY SHIFT KEY , we all get the same LETTER that is FOR REAL"

Well , if you apply ECONOMICS we push the CEMETERY SHIFT KEY and we all become equally A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON.

When somebody saves YOUR LIFE as FUCK give them your BIRTH RIGHTS includes SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER and where you grew up because they have the CEMETERY SHIFT KEY reserved for a lot later on , because after all , "THEY SAVED YOUR LIFE" so don't be afraid to SUCK ON IT as be A PROUD SUCKER.

Listen most drive with an insurance policy so it won't hurt to have a CEMETERY SHIFT KEY in your vehicle as to avoid that CONVERGENCE FLIGHT as you can avail yourself of the SIMULATION.

When the CEMETERY SHIFT KEY is applied the REAL PEEPLES most have ignored are the UNREAL ENGINE now in your REAL ENGINE LIFE.

More than AN AUSSIEH0LE as the CEMETERY SHIFT KEY as the silent thunder and a little GRAV ITY as the REAL LAND OF THE DOWN UNDER.
by DIT KOMON ASSH0LE April 22, 2022
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Mid-shift crisis

Essentially a mid-life crisis, but scaled down in a single work day, where everything is going wrong.
Real life example (for context I work at a restaurant)
Me: "We are out of napkins, the silverware is empty, and a tiny child is running around in the buffet area with no parent to be found. I am having a mid-shift crisis right now."
by EJS_Ethan May 12, 2022
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transdimentional shift

To travel lucidly across dimensional plains among all dimensions once infinite life is chosen in death
After taking large amounts of DMT I can now lucidly transdimentionally shift or I can transdimentional shift across the dimensions now
by Luna levitating existence October 17, 2022
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Cincinnati Split Shift

Man I was so drunk last night with that chick I accidentally pulled a Cincinnati Split Shift
by the kid ya boi January 6, 2022
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