A deviant sex act that involves using the tears of your emotionally abused partner as a lubricant. It can also refer to a penis lubed up with tears.
by FilthyScunt September 25, 2017
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Get the salty sarah mug.A person with a very significant chip on their shoulder who is excessively patronising/nasty to someone, basically because they wish they were smart enough/funny/good looking enough to be them but know that they're not.
Jesus that consultant was a salty cunt this morning. It's not my fault he didn't get into Cambridge and I did!
by Bigbosserman June 5, 2017
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A: woah what's that? And why is it snowing salt?
B: that's just a salty hedgehog
A:Why is that hedgehog half bald?
B:It's a salty hedgehog!!!!
A:What is that salty ginger creature?
B:It's a salty hedgehog.
B: that's just a salty hedgehog
A:Why is that hedgehog half bald?
B:It's a salty hedgehog!!!!
A:What is that salty ginger creature?
B:It's a salty hedgehog.
by BLOBBBCCCAAKKKEEENNNEEESSS June 30, 2017
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by RattieMae June 20, 2016
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And look at the bright side
But ends up being pissed off With life
(thx❤ and lolz)
Bite me
And look at the bright side
But ends up being pissed off With life
(thx❤ and lolz)
Bite me
by Salty Shrimp June 17, 2016
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