Like an over dose except the drugs are mixed with extreme masturbation from watching PornHum while partying. This is a common problem with a cartoon character named Ira on Unauthorized.TV
To quote Ira from a cartoon titled: Life of Ira - "Last I night I mixed meth and viagra then ended up at the Glory Hole for like eighteen hours and almost died from an over squirt. Oh Jheezus my bowels are all messed up , and I think I just shit my pants . Oh Jheezus I'm squirting again!"
by UniBomberBear33 September 28, 2020
No Squirt December is when when a female must go the whole month without masterbating or having sexual intercourse or any sexual conflict of that nature for the whole month on decomber
by Wrld333 November 05, 2020
Noun.
The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).
The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).
My dear son,
That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom
That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom
by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024
by XxOofBallxX March 22, 2018
Using a soda fountain machine for water and old coke comes out first, then water.
A dirty squirt could also mean having sex with a woman in doggy style and when you pull out, old period blood lightly squirts out and stains your sheets.
A dirty squirt could also mean having sex with a woman in doggy style and when you pull out, old period blood lightly squirts out and stains your sheets.
I went to get us water after the movie, but it gave me a dirty squirt!
Or
Kate came over and she had a case of the dirty squirts!
Or
Kate came over and she had a case of the dirty squirts!
by MarksFatCock February 03, 2025
"Ok boys, this is where we're gonna squat and squirt!"
"I'm gonna go squat and squirt, be right back."
"Squat now, or forever hold your squirt."
"I'm gonna go squat and squirt, be right back."
"Squat now, or forever hold your squirt."
by ToughGuy33 October 11, 2023
When a girl is stalking her step sister or other women photos on the internet and masturbate to it.
A masturbation session where u reach
Orgasm to a woman you would like to have hot oral sex and Tribadism with, or have a crush on.
A masturbation session where u reach
Orgasm to a woman you would like to have hot oral sex and Tribadism with, or have a crush on.
The act of squirting or peeing on a picture during masturbation.
Jessica:" I lend you my phone and when I come back for it, it smells like pee"
Jennifer:"I'm sorry!, I saw your pictures and I couldn't control myself and masturbated to it", "I imagine us tasting each other's clit and scissoring"
Jessica:" we may not be related by blood but I am still your sister, you cannot be doing stuff like this "
"Squirt tribute" is the act of a women masturbating to pictures of her step sister or other women
Jessica:" I lend you my phone and when I come back for it, it smells like pee"
Jennifer:"I'm sorry!, I saw your pictures and I couldn't control myself and masturbated to it", "I imagine us tasting each other's clit and scissoring"
Jessica:" we may not be related by blood but I am still your sister, you cannot be doing stuff like this "
"Squirt tribute" is the act of a women masturbating to pictures of her step sister or other women
by Incest Blunder December 07, 2020