by Ross Fox January 15, 2008
So fucked you cant open your eyes! More than likely cos of an uber state of high, sometimes mixed with alcholic beverages. Your face turns a pinkish colour particularly around the eyes to the point of resembling SPAM. You may feel urges to get up but you are so lacking in ability it takes a spliff/the offer of sexual favours to remove your ass from the seat. The condition can be as enjoyable as it is unenjoyable depending on the surroundings. But ure missing them cos ure eyes are narrower than an anorexic turned sideways.
"Dude your fucking spam faced!"
"Get off my sofa you spam faced prat"
"He'd roll another one but hes spam faced."
"Get off my sofa you spam faced prat"
"He'd roll another one but hes spam faced."
by Shizolate May 11, 2005
Excess IRC spam due to a shitty connection coupled with multiple disconnects, reconnects, ghost commands, and name changes. Made famous by Swiftswitch's IRC member, `Rage`.
by punk_r0x3r September 12, 2007
by Bob from microsoft November 22, 2014
"merry christmas. win a camcorderwin a camcorderwin a camcorderwin a camcorderwin a camcorderwin a camcorderwin a camcorder"
by schinter January 01, 2005
by Gringondenver October 30, 2010
spam taco is a poverty stricken vajayjay, one not up to the general cleanly standards of the average female
by Wee Spies January 13, 2009