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mini pecker

A penis that isn't very large
Nathan: My friend Horrocks apparently has a two inch terror.
Olly: Nah I heard it was more a mini pecker
by GangstarRhymes July 7, 2016
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ghost pecker

A dick} that's been in your woman that you'll never know about. This usually happens when an Armed Forces member is on deployment, giving his wife months or even years of stress-free dick on the side without fear of getting caught.

Something you can never prove existence of unless you've got cameras set up or your loved one owns up to it.
Soldier #1: "Hey man, you hear about Lewis? He fucked some guy up and got put in the brig."

Soldier #2: "Yeah, I heard he found out about some ghost pecker his wife got while we were gone and went off.."
by Salusa February 19, 2007
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little pecker

1) an annoying thin little boy who tries to brag about being the best at everything

2) an extremely small penis that is unable to function properly in pleasing females or males
1) he think's he's great, but really, he's just a little pecker

2) damn, i don't even feel this little pecker

(andrew)
by Big Pimpin in the Hood September 3, 2005
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Packer poser

Somebody who is/was a temporary Green Bay Packers fan only for Super Bowl XLV(45) against the Pittsburgh Steelers just to see the Steelers lose
Packer Poser-HAAHAA THE PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!!! SUCK IT STEELERS!!

Other person- dude calm down, your just a Packer Poser
by masterofpuppets339 February 25, 2011
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poo packer

a homosexual who packs cock meat in his rectum.
my bother in law is a faggot ass poo packer
by breakfastclub October 28, 2008
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possum's pecker

1). A slang phrase used to describe a person of questionable worth.
2). A non-person who comes out nightly suffering from “little man’s disease”.
3). A friendly greeting used in the Waseca and Janesville area of Minnesota.
4). A subliminal code indicating that your junk is longer than average.
5). Phrase used by Jackie Gleason in the 1977 movie, "Smokey and the Bandit".
He is a real possum's pecker.
That dude acts like a possum's pecker.
How are you doing you #%*%in' possum's pecker?
Hey, possum's pecker.
"No body's gonna make Bufford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker."
by Dr. Vinnie Boombaa May 4, 2007
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Baldy Fudge Packer

Someone who is bald and packs fudge.. meaning they take it up the back door. Aka the back passage. The rear end. Anal.

I'll smash baldy fudge packer's doors in!
That's one nice Baldy Fudge Packer.
I'm the only Baldy Fudge Packer in the village.
You might say he swings towards the Baldy Fudge Packer side.
by Jonny Boy Elton May 3, 2011
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