pointy pen

What i shoved up your ass

You have a pointy pen stuck up your ass

by yeetmeworld May 17, 2023

pen fuck

Military slang meaning to fake paper work,or just write any old thing down.

Example... Did you do the equipment inventory paper work? No Sargent I was in a hurry so I pen fucked it.

by Jarheadharley September 18, 2018

Pen-ultimate Spew

The Deepwater Horizon oil spill (also referred to as the BP oil spill, the BP oil disaster, the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, and the Macondo blowout)

There seems to be no standardized term to describe this event, which occurred on 4/20/2010.
"Penultimate Spew" describes both the magnitude and messiness.

Oil from the pen-ultimate spew is still washing ashore after 4 years.

by Budgreen January 17, 2014

Pen knife

Dog shit. Used by old Londoners/Essex folk to describe a dogs mess.

(Half open a pen knife and lay it down and you’ll soon see the analogy).

“Watch that pen knife boy”

by Ed33 May 25, 2021

on pen

seriously, ong, im bein real with u, short for pencil which is super serious

1: “On pen bruh, ur chill for real”
2: “it means a lot u said that on pen”

by redyua June 5, 2024

Pen Argyl

Small town near border of new jersey and Pennsylvania. Not much to say boring basic white girls and wannabe gang members (not as bad as bangor tho) a lot of corny ppl. chase shramko sells drugs in this town!

Pen Argyl

by Chase Shramko May 13, 2022

Medical Pen Explaggot

When a black man with a big fat sausage dangling from between his legs bends over a 4 foot 6 midget and farts in their mouth, causing a catastrophic chain of events leading to the fall of the Russian empire and the third World War.

Darn! If that medical pen explaggot never happened we wouldn't be in this mess! Quick! Give me a rat slimer!

by realrealbananapeel February 22, 2025