the no pants dance

performing the act of sexual intercourse

It has been rumoured that popular couple Jack and Jill have been doing the no pants dance in their recreational time together.

by nelly b December 22, 2007

pants sander

a wave in the ocean that breaks too close to the shore leaving you with an abundance of sand in your bathing garments. particularly common while the tide is coming in and/or after a storm has eroded large portion or the beach. if not addressed IMMEDIATELY, pants sanders can cause extreme irritation and often cause a mild rash. see droopy drawers

john was caught up in a real pants sander. now he has droopy drawersand feels the beginings of what could become quite some rash.

by R.F. Hor May 24, 2008

blast in the pants

A way to describe an extreamly happy, or ecstatic person who does just about anything for a laugh.

Devon sure was a blast in the pants when he put a fire hose down his pants and turned it on.

by Devon C July 20, 2008

pants call

an outgoing cellular phone call, typically made inadvertantly from within one's pocket, but also from handbags (purses), being sat upon, etc.

Dude, what's up? Yesterday you called me, like, 8 times in a row, and every time I picked up, you were just, like, "voop, voop, voop, voop, voop". Oh, and there was some background noises too, like a bunch of bitches being bored to death.

Oh, yeah. I haven't figured out how to lock my new phone yet, so every time I stick it in my pocket, it makes pants calls. Costs a friggin' fortune.

by Greasy Granny June 16, 2009

No Pants O'Clock

Any time in which not wearing pants is socially acceptable. Usually takes place in the evening, with preference occurring after eight pm.

Is your room mate not wearing pants?

Yes, after all, it's No Pants O'Clock in our living room after eight.

by missiworld October 9, 2011

jama-pants

Pajama bottoms, of the pant variety. Typically soft and snuggly.

These jeans are chaffing my crotch region. I can't wait to get home and change into some soft jama-pants.

by Alexandravantittie Vigiviginolo September 4, 2005

Smoochy-Pants

Term of endearment used by girls to describe their best friend's hot, gorgeous new boyfriend/someone they are smitten with.

Can be used directly to the new boyfriend in question to embarrass them.

Smoochy-Pants are always gorgeous.

How's it going with Smoochy-Pants?

Hey Smoochy-Pants, nice trainers!

by pinti February 25, 2009