outside

Slang term for a blunt.

Dude: yo, we blazin up
Friend: ya, I just need to go get me an outside

by asian pinoy July 3, 2009

otismathis

The act of pleasuring yourself under your desk at work while a worker of the opposite sex attempts to discuss work related items on the other side.

Obviously this should only be done with desks that block the view of what you are doing.

Whenever that hot little number walks into my office with her shirt open and cleavage hanging out I have to otismathis myself for 20 minutes until I get some relief.

by MikeSixPack September 25, 2010

ounish

Being forced to watch sports with your husband and his motorcycle wife.

I can't ounish myself again.

by Deedababa February 19, 2011

outie like a baby's navel

In the process of leaving a location.

It's 5:00 - I'm outie like a baby's navel.

by MikeOcala April 13, 2011

Outsit

The opposite of indeed, though used in place of indeed when indeed has been overused.

Person 1: You're really tall.
Person 2: Outsit.

by TheReminder December 11, 2011

outside inside

One of the most common ways to beat a hockey defenseman on the way to the net.

You dangle (deceive) the d-man into thinking your going to blow by him outside, when he sets his feet to angle himself towards you, a good dangler will put the put from the outside to the inside while either jumping or shifting his body so that the outcome is the defenseman now on the outside and the shooter in prime position to deke or shoot on the goalie.

Patty dangles was screaming down the right wing, the senators d man got out of his backwards skating and skated forward towards the puck when Patty dangles put the puck through the D's legs on the outside inside move before shelfing on the goalie who was way out of position.

by pattydangles July 17, 2011

outsorcerered

The outsourcing of a sorcerer (past tense).

That damn Voldemort would have been so much easier to defeat if the Ministry of Magic hadn't outsorcerered so many jobs to India! Blast!

by voggit November 14, 2011