Chocolate Jock Surprise

while playing sports, when you need to shit and can't get to a toilet you shit in your jock... and then put it back on.

Chris Osgood during the winter classic 2009 got a chocolate jock surprise.

by Marcus Bret Thomas July 15, 2009

riding my jock

1. to dry-hump

2. to assert oneself with unnecessary or inexplicable tenacity, esp. when less aggressive means are readily available

see also: huffing on my piece

a. "can one of y'all please tag in? this bitch is riding my fucking jock!"

b. if unger keeps riding my jock about this fucking project, i'm just not fucking coming in tomorrow.

by kagus christ March 03, 2005

rocks my jocks

an alternative to rocks my socks...especially for guys!

i love ya, you rock my jocks!

by blommysnr May 23, 2005

Jocking my j’s

To mess with someone. Ex pulling my chain

Why you jocking my j’s

by XX Smith xx May 08, 2020

Egyptian Jock-Strap

Tight fitting clothing, typically associated with inmates.

That punk is wearing an Egyptian Jock-Strap!

by One Two February 06, 2008

jock my shit

apparently used as slang in the early 90s, to express appreciation.

That delicious hamburger really jocks my shit.

by megan April 26, 2004

Jock Your Balls

verb. To jock ones balls.
Buttering up someone you wanna get on. Not necessarily a sexual thang. Interchangable with "Licking Your Balls".

Example 1: "I walked in and Katie was totally jocking Seth's balls..."

Example 2: "I don't mean to jock your balls or anything, but... you're kind of a big deal, Mr. Burgundy..."

Example 3: "Um... yeah... did you not notice that Josh was totally licking your balls when we were golfing today?"

by MorningGordon July 24, 2006