sub pen

A moist location in which to store your submarine

I’d like to park my sub in her sub pen

by FKNCVNT5 September 1, 2018

Pen

used to stab or kill your opponent

i used my pen to impale my classmate

by holafromafrica May 28, 2024

Paintbrush/pen

Is a pathetic bitch with no life. Never really liked him and was friends w him because i felt sorry for him.genuinely liked him for a while and then he started being bitchy towards me so i began to do the same.Thought he was pathetic and honestly couldn't care less about him,just typed up my name and saw it on the urban dictionary so i did the same with his. Hes got even more pathetic now i think about it,quite obsessed with me too. Probably because im so amazing/sarc

If he didn't put my name on the urban dictionary,probably wouldn't have wrote this. Its always his fault lol

Paintbrush/pen is a pathetic asshole who probably hasn't touched any grass in a while.

by YouKnowWhoPen. December 25, 2022

Tablet Pen

The pen that comes with your drawing tablet. It gets lost easily because they have a special magnetic force that connects them to satan and you have a mental breakdown every time you lose it. What do you do when it's gone? Make a sacrifice; kill the canaenae in your basement and ring up satan. Ask him for a new tablet pen. Job done.

"I lost my tablet pen."
"Right then. Honey, grab the candles, I'll take care of the canaenae."

by Cheesey Duck December 2, 2020

The pen is mightier than the sword

Another way of saying that theres a lot of bullshit in history books to support the agendas of a group in power to make that group look more like a clear victor without any negative qualities, and make another group look like they met their downfall. In reality, questioning what the pen writes is enough to make you wonder if there are any winners at all with something like a war.

The pen is mightier than the sword is what the same people you need swords for in the first place tell you.

by Solid Mantis August 9, 2020

Pig Pen

When you wipe your semen directly on your bed sheets and then roll around in it.

Matt finished and then pig pen'd and still hasn't washed his sheets.

by Shinoita July 25, 2025

Doot pen

A marijuana vape pen. Also known as carts or carrridges.

Hey Orion can I hit the doot pen?

by danasp_42 May 2, 2019