I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

a monetary lone with a set payment date.

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Becomes:

"If you buy me a hamburger today I'll pay you back on Tuesday"

by Ashley Cobb May 18, 2004

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A phrase common to New York city, implying that one will pay another back for a hamburger on the next tuesday, or any tuesday, in exchange for the hamburger on the day he is asking for it. This phrase is only implying that the hamburger will be paid back for however, and is taken advantage of by bad people, leaving the people who actually wish to pay back the money looked at as untrustworthy.

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" said the snyde looking man. When the cashier heard this, he shot the man and took all his money.

by The Fuzz May 17, 2004

only on tuesdays

a phrase said by taurtis from tokyo soul when grian mentioned them glarging. tuesday is glarging day btw
or when you wanna fuck with the homies but you dont want to be gay

sam: so how was last night? its wednesday
grian: bro tuesday was so good. its a shame me and taurtis fuck only on tuesdays

by bastard orphan son of a whore September 7, 2023

Tuesday

The most exhausting day on a work week. Tuesday is well away from the next weekend, and your "energy charge" is low because they all used up on monday. Most workers hate this day so much.

Ah, tuesday is here. I'm so sleepy right now.

by A dying goat August 22, 2017

Ask Out Tuesday

Ask out three girls on any social that you talk to.

OPENS SNAP
CLICKS ON DIANAS SNAP and post about Ask Out Tuesday
-Diana will you go out with me-
-sure-

by SNAPCHAT LOVE November 19, 2019

Tuesday

Tuesday is powerful, sweet, and unique. Just don’t make the wrong move,
or she will forgot about you the next day.

Tuesday means nice sweet and kind.

by Brintt November 21, 2021

tuesday

you can’t describe tuesday, tuesday is a day like no other. no one can yet know the power of tuesdays bar 2 people. tuesdays is for them to understand and everyone else to be confused about

“it’s a tuesday…”
“see you tonight then” (wink optional)

by arsonali October 22, 2022