semen harvester

A terrible demon who harvest's semen from living and unliving things.

Priest: We have gathered here today for the funeral of..Oh my god! It is the.. S-se-semen harvester!
Semen Harvester: I shall harvest the semen!

by Mr. Wiggles the IV March 18, 2014

Semenate

When you nut so hard your body castrates your dick and balls to protect itself.

Hey Tim! I just semenated, call My dad right now! Then call the god dam semen ambulance.

by Small pp equals big brain January 25, 2020

semen slurper

A woman/girl who wants semen from men.

Sydney is a semen slurper, all she wants is semen from men.

by anonymous November 24, 2023

semen jockey

Someone who enjoys the taste of the salty substance

Carol has been a real semen jockey lately

Andy is a huge semen jockey

by Hernan Hernandez February 8, 2017

Semen demon

Semen demons tend to live inside teenagers rooms. Teenagers have the most semen and they tend to feed off of it. They also attack you mid masturbation they do that because they can smell your semen gaping inside of you.

Me: masturbating semen demon starts to suck my dick ferociously.

by Rhrudurhudjeh September 15, 2021

ninja semen

Semen that sneaks into the wrong hole

He had some ninja semen

by Sigmadino68 May 9, 2024

thick creamy semen

liquid inside your ballsack or smthing idk im dumb asf

the place where billions of kids are located

Guy 1: OMG IM GONNA BUST OUT MY THICK CREAMY SEMEN!!!11 OMAGAAAAASH!!!11!!1
Guy 2: Kan i hav sum>>>>?/??

by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023