When you are so bored and you really are supposed to be doing some random school assignment but its more fun to read this because you are trying to procrastinate and so am I writing this and so this is going to be a long definition of a phrase because everyone gets bored at some time and if you don't get bored then you are not human and should therefore go to the planet where your species came from.
this is gonna be the end of the definition cause I should probably be getting back to doing that school assignment I talked about in the beginning of this definition but that was 2 minutes ago so who remembers that?
this is gonna be the end of the definition cause I should probably be getting back to doing that school assignment I talked about in the beginning of this definition but that was 2 minutes ago so who remembers that?
I am very bored. I think I might just look it up in the urban dictionary
Later........
Wow, this was a waste of my time but at least it helps my procrastination.
Later........
Wow, this was a waste of my time but at least it helps my procrastination.
by Snakea1122 April 5, 2021

Things that people use who cannot communicate to pass the time with another. Seriously Backgammon and Bourbon?
Sara knew the night was beat when her date suggested going to Frank's Place because it had bar bored/board games.
by von groovy June 22, 2019

An insult meant to insinuate that the recipient is without adequate technological devices to game or stay connected to the internet during a bowel movement
Person 1: "Bah, I bet you take boring poops"
Person 2: "What? My poops be off the hook, I am talking on google chat and listening to Pandora"
Person 2: "What? My poops be off the hook, I am talking on google chat and listening to Pandora"
by greigh_river February 10, 2010

by Big boy 6969696969 September 29, 2019

by Snow/Ruby June 3, 2021

I did this because i'm so fucking bored!
E.g have a pc right in front of you fortnite is getting so fucking old can't download apex and shoutout I'M SO FUCKING BORED!
by TMOB2 June 15, 2019

The Pop Punk Message Bored (PPMB) is a punk rock masturbation website where users hold conversations in the form of semi-literate posted messages. It has a specific set of jargon; for example, users refer to each other as "faggots" or "fags," and off-base or unpopular ideas are characterized as "gay." PPMB fosters the stupidity, hypocritical high-mindedness, and navel-gazing of its users.
Guy #1:
I was on the Pop Punk Message Bored today. I bet it's hard for its members to maintain so many fake accounts just to create the illusion of support and appreciation for their terrible bands.
Guy #2:
Oh, I know that site. It makes me cringe when they attempt to have serious discussions on there. If they want to be able to communicate their ideas clearly and want people to take their ideas seriously, maybe they should have buckled down in their high school social studies, history and English composition classes. Instead, they post any old serious-sounding crap and are embarrassingly earnest about it. It's sad, really.
Guy #1:
Yeah, it's an embarrassing situation over there at the Bored.
I was on the Pop Punk Message Bored today. I bet it's hard for its members to maintain so many fake accounts just to create the illusion of support and appreciation for their terrible bands.
Guy #2:
Oh, I know that site. It makes me cringe when they attempt to have serious discussions on there. If they want to be able to communicate their ideas clearly and want people to take their ideas seriously, maybe they should have buckled down in their high school social studies, history and English composition classes. Instead, they post any old serious-sounding crap and are embarrassingly earnest about it. It's sad, really.
Guy #1:
Yeah, it's an embarrassing situation over there at the Bored.
by Whoah-oh-oh, you fuckers. November 21, 2011
