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try the dry

A term that defines a new invention for marijuana smoking pipe. Marijuana bongs have been around a long time, at least 50 years. The bong is a long cylinder that holds water at the bottom. Everyone loves their bong until they spill the water. Nothing and I mean nothing gets rid of that smell when you spill the bong water. Two of my cars growing up I had trouble selling because of spilled bong water. Not only is the bong water a real pain in the ass, the bong is a bigger pain in your throat and lungs. Water bongs do not cool the smoke even with ice cubes in it! The problem is the glass. Glass insulates the heat inside the pipe.

If you long your bong but hate the heat and the water... Try The Dry. Using a new invention called the Dry Bong solves both of these issues and no more drug sniffing police dogs chasing your car down the street. The Dry Bong cools hot smoke using no water. So when a friend complains about that shitty bong water and their burned throat? Tell them to Try The Dry.
I jumped into the back seat of Mary's car and couldn't believe the stink back there! "Mary, what the hell is this smell?" She told me she spilled her bong water in her back seat. I said to Mary, "It's time to Try The Dry!"
by Dave Ideas May 16, 2019
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Try-hard Alpha wannabe

An unconfident male who wants to be seen to be an Alpha male but lacks the qualities of a true Alpha. They act out traits they believe an alpha would do, but lack insight, for instance an Alpha would never call themselves one or behave in the way a wannabe alpha would. They are Toxic males that are lacking in any class. Real Alphas are usually successful and have high paying jobs, natural leaders and command respect, but have personal insight. The biggest difference is a man with genuine alpha traits respects other people's personal boundaries. A rum wannabe doesn't know where they end and the other person begins. Wannabes are usually low down in the working class demographic and think being a Man is about simply competing with other males for societal hierarchy which results in annoying the sh*t out of their peers. Alphas can be likeable, wannabes are never liked by anybody and have few if any real friends. Wannabes are tormented souls who need pity not respect.
"Tim is such a Try-hard alpha wannabe, he's throwing his toys out because I could bench press more than him, now he's not speaking to me"
by Melloj1 October 6, 2022
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Try-hard

An extremely cringey, total tard, that probably psychopathic, man-child that doesn't know when or how to give up. The man-child will keep trying his very hardest effort, increasing the level of effort in hopes that one day, it will work. Unfortunately it will never work out.
a Pretty Boy Satan on twitter is the perfect example of such man-child. Try-hard.
by ryo94 January 30, 2018
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Ole Texas Try

Trying something as hard as the good ole texans.
"Henry gave it the ole texas try to produce semen despite his incontinence."
by moneybaggs7 August 6, 2022
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try me

meaning that you want to challenge the person who wants to challenge you
A: yo i bet you're trash at this one
B: im a pro, try me
by sussy pie October 29, 2021
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The point I'm trying to make is that somone either spoke to God or they didn't. If they claim to have spoken to the creator of the universe and DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO THAT... THEY ARE LYING. God DIDN'T tell them to kill the Ammelekites. God DIDN'T give Moses magic powers. And you either THINK THAT THAT HAPPENED... Or YOU DON'T THINK THAT THAT HAPPENED.
Hym "What point am I trying to make? The point I'm trying to make is that you're a fucking charlatan. You could tell the truth. But instead of doing that, you are LYING. You are a greedy power hungery LIAR. You are LYING to get the adulation of an incest cult. Where as I am telling the truth and having adulation within from me for the explicit purpose of preventing me from attaining a better life."
by Hym Iam May 27, 2024
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Try hard

Their in your school, they can suck. Teachers pet. They make you wanna jump off a cliff while shooting at them.
That kid with an anus on his cheek is such a try hard
by thatissomebullshit!!! May 7, 2018
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