nathan

a horny ass motherfucker who laughs like a seal. likes to steal, cheaper than a happy meal.
cringey af, likes to dab 24/7. tries to get everyone to touch his chest

u see that guy watching hentai in class? what a nathan

by Prexlcan November 12, 2018

Nathan

A good Canadian boi who likes fortnite

Nathan is the best boi

by legendairy124 March 13, 2019

Nathan

A guy who tends to be a douchebag and is mysoginistic. Pretty much a standard jock who couldn’t give any sort of shit about his girlfriend or any of the people around him. Thinks that women are lesser, along with anybody who is younger than him, smaller than him, or a lesser class/race than him.

See trump

Wow. Nathan is such a motherfucker

by Ingridfastsmith April 18, 2019

nathan

the type of guy you would find in the corner of the women's bathroom blending up his piss and shit, the offering it to you. you could also find him in the air vent eating the lint and dust off the sides with a fork. he is the type of guy that would attempt to give an angry porcupine a hug.

oh my god, he's such a nathan

by pee.pee_poo.poo February 6, 2019

Nathan

A short fat biker with a small penis (or erectile dysfunction and a big eggo... yes....eggo

Damn that dude over there looks like a Nathan
Nah man he has a small eggo

by Ethwan Fejwick May 17, 2018

Nathan

dipshit and obsesses over girls

nathan is obsessed with egirls

by 92t May 24, 2018

Nathan

A man who lives up to the hype, he must instagram his work out routine and videos of his dog who is basically the equivalent of a girlfriend. He plays FIFA on his wide screen tv and screams at the top of his little lungs if he misses a goal. Nathan will also steal dog food even when he has enough money to buy another house.

Dog: can you please pay attention to me?
Nathan : please go alway I’m just about to make a goal, FUCK I just missed it, FUCKING SHIT MAN!

by Izzzme January 19, 2019