Moist

Hitler had it wrong, the superior race ain’t the whites, it’s the people who can say moist with out cringin’

“Dude, he said moist”
“He must be a god”

by Bubbaqueeen123 January 18, 2019

Moist Jonathan

A particularly impressive albeit damp mustache. Films such as top gun showcase the beauty and majesty of the moist Jonathan.

Have you seen Alex? He's grown himself one hell of a moist Jonathan.

by Moist J October 6, 2018

moist

a wet (moist) thing

mmmmmm, moist

by moist girl October 28, 2019

super moist

Really wet

You mane yo girl was super moist

by Hdhdjsjdj October 2, 2017

moist leaf

1. Someone who is just an overall asshole who has no regard for other people's feelings but become butthurt once it is the other way around

Damn that girl is such a moist leaf she blocked me on Snapchat for no reason
Did you hear about Phil he may be nice at school but at home he is such a moist leaf.

by SirIrahOteng August 1, 2016

Moist

Something that is so butter that you could slide right into

You have a moist penis johnny

by Dog bum November 26, 2017

Moist Hand Chad

That small wet piece of paper towel that tears off from the paper towel dispenser.

After hammering out a mean grumpy and washing my hands, I pulled a paper towel only to be left holding a moist hand chad with the remainder of the paper towel left in the dispenser.

by Golf 3 November 4, 2022