Michigan Mixture

The act of loading one's anus with various bodily fluids; cum, blood, sweat, vomit, feces, etc, and then mixing it together with another's dick.

Yeah man, did you see that video? Martin got a nasty Michigan Mixture

by waterbottleenjoyer22 August 15, 2024

Michigan Handjob

When someone gives you a handjob with mittens on.

It was so fkn cold outside, Suzy had to give him a Michigan handjob so she could stay warm.

by Mommymilker1000 May 3, 2022

michigan margarita

When you run out of ice and use the snow from the front yard.

Jim: hey do we have enough ice to make margaritas?

Dave: no but it’s December we can make Michigan margaritas

by Mudjacker January 6, 2018

Michigan Mudpuppy

Eating ass with a horseshoe chew of grizzly wintergreen in.

Maniac 1: I just put a lipper and ate that dirty girls ass.
Maniac 2: Dude, you gave her a Michigan Mudpuppy!

by Maniac 3 May 12, 2024

Central Michigan coleslaw

Adding shredded cabbage to vaginal discharge that's been spiced up with trichomoniasis parasites.

If you get into that central Michigan coleslaw the hole in your wallet from a trip to the clinic isn't going to be the only thing that's burning.

by PuppyJack7 September 6, 2021

Women Breasts Contanimated Michigan Of Flint (Eidroch); The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Women Breasts Contanimated Michigan Of Flint (Eidroch); The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Sweet Michigan

When you take breastfed baby poop and put it on someone’s sandwich for a mustardy surprise.

Steve doesn’t realize that he’s about to have a taste of the Sweet Michigan!

by EquestiRN February 14, 2024