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Magnet is the most amazing woman you can ever come across. She is a bruh girl but is cute as frig and is super sweet. You'd be so lucky to talk to a magnet and super lucky to cuff her.
Omg, i just met the most amazing girl. Shes such a magnet
by magnetfagnet12 June 10, 2020
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handjob magnet

someone who only gets as far as getting a handjob while inticipating more.
Dude I can't laid, I'm too much of a handjob magnet.
by cum dumpster March 20, 2016
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magnetic air car

a 'floating' mode of transportation powered by magnetism conceived by chester gould, creator of the (ancient) dick tracy comic strip.

i remain somewhat disappointed i never got my "flying car"!! -in the 60s', technology was becoming so awesome, one believed "the sky was the limit", -and it wasn't....!!

if we can land on the moon, where is this type technology?
and while we're at it, how about a virtual reality android/cyborg to "take one off", too!? men AND women would probably be thrilled to dispense with one another!!!!
he was crusin' for a bruisin' in his magnetic air car!

-used magnetic air cars over at tony's, for only 100 cesium-23 discs!!

i designed a magnetic air car, but was 'smoked' by the "big three"
by michael foolsley November 13, 2011
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fagnet magnet

When your sex toy all go direct to the asshole like it’s magnetic!
Every sex toy seemed to find its way to my hole on it’s on like I had a fagnet magnet!
by Sretlawnats April 19, 2023
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cop magnet

A vehicle that gets pulled over or ticked frequently, either because it's clapped out or modded to the point where a cop might question if the vehicle is still street legal or roadworthy
John: Dude Chad just bought a 3rd gen Cummins from Sarahs mom.
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet
by icantthinkofausername777 April 4, 2020
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Monkey Magnet

A person who attracts monkeys.
by Aye-dri-anne November 27, 2017
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my ass magnet

When your ass is attached to a piece of furniture or you are just sitting on your ass
I turned my ass magnet on and now I can’t get up
by dgrigg21 December 6, 2022
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