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The Dirty Monk

When making love in an aggressive style, just before you cum, you ram your cock in your partners mouth, yell "GRENADE OUT" then punch them in the head...
Man 1: Man I gave Eljay "The Dirty Monk" last night!
Man 2: Damn bro while was watching Vtubers?
Man 1: Yeah.
by Skatinmonk April 15, 2022
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monke

a sex word for destroying some cock (adj.)
wow, she monke my dick
by coolfrogs April 15, 2022
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what the monk

usually the beginning of an appeal when someone has brought false charges up against your monkey
What? the monk? why the fuck would he steal your apples, mr. shitt? he eats fucking bananas.
by marcopolio January 27, 2005
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Monk-cicle

to suck on the soiled tampons of a ghetto brothel.
The homeless man lived for 2 weeks off of monk-cicles and cockroaches.
by MONK!! December 17, 2003
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peaceful monke

-bruh, this monke is very ugly!
-nah man, if i was you i would not say that. he is a peaceful monke.
by pablo burrito January 4, 2021
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Monke Curse

When a person sends a monke emoji on any platform, he/she will become sick due to the old ancient curse.
Person 1: Look at this :monke: (Emoji)
Person 2: NO!!!!
Person 1: "Sick due to Monke Curse"
by Gamblersheaven January 12, 2021
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MONK

one of slug cats relatives. (i assume you know him) he's basically EZ mode for RAIN world, if you shall chose this yellow boi, he will make any VERY dangerous creatures go extinct but at the cost of being more fragile to stuff that can kill you.
also hes said to be one with nature
monk: I HAVE THE POWER TO KILL ANY VERY DANGEROUS CREATURE
someone idk: so why does that green lizard still exist
monk: i didn't say all of them
by someone else thats not u January 13, 2021
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