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by omgukilledkenny March 4, 2022
Get the Kenny mug.The "over-engineered" king of caffeinated cocktails. While a standard White Russian is for amateurs, the White Kenny is a high-performance, 12 oz dessert-in-a-glass designed for maximum stamina and zero breakdown.
Designed with the precision of a master mechanic, this drink is built on a specific blueprint to ensure it lasts all night without the dreaded "cocktail migraine."
The Spec Sheet
The Base: Double Espresso + French Vanilla Latte (approx. 8 oz).
The Fuel: Equal parts (approx. 1.3 oz each) Vodka, Kahlúa, and Baileys.
The Build: Shaken over ice for maximum aeration and thermal integration.
The Trim: Topped with whipped cream and chocolate-covered espresso beans.
Why It Works (The Chemistry)
Unlike high-sugar "well" drinks, the White Kenny utilizes Hydration & Volume. The 12 oz latte base provides a massive buffer that slows alcohol absorption. The fats from the dairy and whipped cream stabilize the Sugar/Caffeine Balance, preventing the "sugar crash" that usually triggers headaches. The hard shake provides necessary dilution, binding the fats and alcohol into a smooth, consistent fuel source.
The Engineer’s Upgrade
To achieve "boss level" texture, perform a Dry Shake (without ice) for 10 seconds to prime the foam, then add ice and shake again to chill. It’s like priming an engine before you redline it.
Designed with the precision of a master mechanic, this drink is built on a specific blueprint to ensure it lasts all night without the dreaded "cocktail migraine."
The Spec Sheet
The Base: Double Espresso + French Vanilla Latte (approx. 8 oz).
The Fuel: Equal parts (approx. 1.3 oz each) Vodka, Kahlúa, and Baileys.
The Build: Shaken over ice for maximum aeration and thermal integration.
The Trim: Topped with whipped cream and chocolate-covered espresso beans.
Why It Works (The Chemistry)
Unlike high-sugar "well" drinks, the White Kenny utilizes Hydration & Volume. The 12 oz latte base provides a massive buffer that slows alcohol absorption. The fats from the dairy and whipped cream stabilize the Sugar/Caffeine Balance, preventing the "sugar crash" that usually triggers headaches. The hard shake provides necessary dilution, binding the fats and alcohol into a smooth, consistent fuel source.
The Engineer’s Upgrade
To achieve "boss level" texture, perform a Dry Shake (without ice) for 10 seconds to prime the foam, then add ice and shake again to chill. It’s like priming an engine before you redline it.
“I was gonna go home at 10 PM, but then I had a White Kenny. Now it’s 4 AM, and I feel like a million bucks.”
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