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Joint squatter

The act of holding onto a lit joint without actually hitting it or passing it, causing everyone else in the circle to sit there like starving pigeons.

Minimum time of 1 minute of dead silence and smoke loss qualifies someone as a joint-squatter.
Yo Rajesh, stop joint squatting and either puff it or pass it, bro! Fuckin Drugger is a joint squatter
by NotsoA September 6, 2025
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200 joints

A chinese buffet in hattiesburg ms claiming over 200 dishs when it only has about 15.
SON!!! Let's go smash some 200 joints after we get off
by son son protege October 28, 2009
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joint

A hip way of saying Yo.
Joint, I don't want no trouble, joint, I just want to window pizza
by petersengraph May 29, 2018
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Geometric Joint

A joint rolled with detailed and synergistic reliance on fractal geometry and LaGrange multipliers. Also known as "fractal joint."

One end of the joint is (theoretically) infinitely large and the other end (theoretically) achieves nothingness through complex geometrical scaling equations that are too long for me to go into right now.
Volume of marijuana vis a vis length should probably not exceed 7 m/s^2, but whatever, you know, play it by ear. Must have at least one corner.
Hells ya yo i just talked to miles he's planning a fuckin geometric joint its gonna be legit as balls
by TaquitoIsATerribleName May 9, 2011
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Joint Jam

When the rotation of the joint is halted by two or more other joints in the circle.
Ray caused a joint jam when he received the blunt and began telling his story.
by GreenBean21211 April 27, 2016
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Joint

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by Joaooo111111 June 1, 2020
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Joint

by Tiny active June 24, 2023
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