Jazz infusion

The act of taking heroin for musical inspiration.

Man his music was horrible until he got on that jazz infusion.

by Hawk's nest 206 May 19, 2016

Jazz Eggs

A small Spodge of Spadge

Oh for heavens sake Jeremy, you've left some Jazz Eggs on the Chesterfield again

by judonostalgia December 4, 2023

YOU LIKE JAZZ?

The act in which you throat-fuck a girl and sting her with a bee to get that gorilla grip throat.

I asker her "you like jazz?"She said yes. Getting that gorilla grip throat tonight!

by RCFOXLINE March 6, 2022

Jazz jam

When a woman or a man magically manages to fit a jazz instrument up their crotch and it gets stuck.

Daughter: Mom I’m in another jazz jam

Mother: Not again! John get over here!

John: I’ve got this

Daughter: What are you doing step bro!?

John: And now the jazz jam is no longer jammed due to my jazz unjammer.

by I didn’t write this definition November 15, 2019

Jazzed up

That feeling once you're done playing/listening jazz music

Guy 1: hey bro are feeling jazzed up?
Guy 2: Yeah bro when the saints got me feeling jazzed up

by A story to be continued August 16, 2022

Jazz

An amazing women! Very aggressive but straight up. Confident and hardly ever wrong. Usually in love with a man named Jacob

Jazz the one who’s never wrong

by Theminsteoudity October 3, 2023

sonatin for a jazz funeral

Term used to describe the feeling you get when a girl asks you if she can put a strap-on and have anal sex with you while the music plays "psycho-killer" by talking heads

Girl : " It has been beautiful to be a man for a while"

Man : "i feel a bit sonatin for a jazz funeral. but it will pass, anymore, and it will go fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better. now i have to run run run run, run run run away" (singing out of tune)

by ciro May 12, 2014