"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"
Becomes:
"If you buy me a hamburger today I'll pay you back on Tuesday"
Becomes:
"If you buy me a hamburger today I'll pay you back on Tuesday"
by Ashley Cobb May 18, 2004
Get the I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger todaymug. A phrase common to New York city, implying that one will pay another back for a hamburger on the next tuesday, or any tuesday, in exchange for the hamburger on the day he is asking for it. This phrase is only implying that the hamburger will be paid back for however, and is taken advantage of by bad people, leaving the people who actually wish to pay back the money looked at as untrustworthy.
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" said the snyde looking man. When the cashier heard this, he shot the man and took all his money.
by The Fuzz May 17, 2004
Get the I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger todaymug. Day of the week when gym bros take mirror selfies in the gym’s mirrors. Usually they intentionally flex in a way to look like a complete tool.
by JBrò November 17, 2020
Get the Tool Tuesdaymug. by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023
Get the Tiger Shark Tuesdaymug. A weekly ceremony performed by Chris and Nick to power through the monotonous and stressful work week. Margarita Tuesday involves the consumption of copious amounts of Margaritas with friends (sometimes on a Wednesday).
Omg I can’t believe Chris and Nick are getting drunk again on Margarita Tuesday…what degenerate alcoholics!
by Cmadddz January 11, 2022
Get the Margarita Tuesdaymug. When it’s a Tuesday all the guys get together and take turns pounding each others ass holes.
Extremely rough gay sex takes place on Tuesdays and you’re not gay for doing it cause it’s Tuesday. It’s a safe day for anyone no matter what your beliefs are.
Extremely rough gay sex takes place on Tuesdays and you’re not gay for doing it cause it’s Tuesday. It’s a safe day for anyone no matter what your beliefs are.
Person 1: Yo I can’t wait to get my ass pounded today by a bunch of guys!
Person 2: Yo what the hell? That’s gay!
Person 1: nah it’s Tuesday
Person 2: What makes Tuesday special?
Person 1: It means I got my ass pounded by a bunch of guys and I've had my dick in a lot of guys ass holes today
So basically it's go big or go home
I'm not gonna be a pussy when it comes to taking dick on a Tuesday
Person 2: Yo what the hell? That’s gay!
Person 1: nah it’s Tuesday
Person 2: What makes Tuesday special?
Person 1: It means I got my ass pounded by a bunch of guys and I've had my dick in a lot of guys ass holes today
So basically it's go big or go home
I'm not gonna be a pussy when it comes to taking dick on a Tuesday
by Hey what’s up guys October 10, 2023
Get the Tuesdaymug. When you work weekend shifts and so you cant party on the weekend, therefore you must participate in great acts of party and other recreational activities on Tuesday.
by NebulaWORDS March 28, 2023
Get the too turnt tuesdaymug.