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The Happy Meal

Sitting down receiving a blowjob from your wife or girlfriend while enjoying a Happy Meal and using her bent-over back as a table to put your Happy Meal on.
Honey, I picked up McDonald's. Are you good with doing The Happy Meal for me?
by Wigman87 February 12, 2025
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dirty meal

An unattractive girl or guy you call for quick sex and afterwards they make you a delicious meal. You may feel bad using them for sex, but the food is too good to leave them alone.
Guy 1: Did you end up getting dinner last night?
Guy 2: Yeah but it was such a dirty meal. Even when I gave her a good log I couldn't get her to shut up. But, damn her cake is so good.
by KickstandLover September 28, 2017
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The Southern Meal

When a cooked corn cob, slathered in butter is used to pleasure a woman vaginally, and is followed by cunnilingus. The corn cob is usually devpured post coitus.
1.) My girlfriend suggested we try "The Southern Meal" it was surprisingly delicious.

2.) "My boyfriend wanted to try "The Southern Meal" I wouldnt suggest it, I got a yeast infection shortly after."
by Your_demis3 July 28, 2015
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Happy Meal

Quick, mediocre sex given as a throwaway. When you’re not into the sex but you give it to your partner anyway.
I wasn’t really feeling her, but I gave her a happy meal since she showed up, ha
by MilliGuy November 26, 2020
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Sigma Meal Skibidi Slicers

This term was originally created by Grant Wisler in a YouTube video called “Commercials Trying To Be Hip With The Kids 2”
And also generated the “Dab you up a meal real quick. GYATT! Now that’s rizz.
It is used like; “Okay kids, here’s your.. “ Kids: “Sigma meal skibidi slicers!” It is shown as a skibidi toilet themed quesadilla.
“Yo dude, I just love sigma meal skibidi slicers” Friend: “KYS”
by Penis Eatsr April 28, 2024
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full course meal

when you look at brandon arreaga you suddenly get a week worth of meals.
basically he feeds you with his good looks.
Have you seen Brandon Arreaga?? My mans looking like a full course meal and I'm hungry
by irlsnack May 6, 2018
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Full course meal

(Adj.) There are people who are a snack and they're cute at the moment, but then there are people that are so attractive they are more than just a snack. They are the full course fucking meal.
Person 1: Do you see that guy over there? What a snack
Person 2: (looks over) Ooooo damn he's not a snack he's a fucking full course meal
by wertyuiop;lk September 6, 2018
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