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soggy taint

When you have a massive diarrhea but when you wipe you don't get all of the extra poo off your taint therefore causing the taint to stay wet and sweaty leading it to become soggy.
Hector: Emma, can you pass me a roll of toilet paper I had diarrhea.
Emma: Yes but make sure this time you whip really good, your soggy taint started to smell last time.
by Paytonglaser April 14, 2017
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Taint Muncher

A person who sucks up to their boss at work to an exceedingly annoying degree.
Did you hear how Lenny said he would work extra hours with no overtime pay? What a fucking taint muncher, we used to fuck kids like that in the ass back in the Army. Figuratively speaking of course but still...
by Ram Johnson April 17, 2014
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ripped taint

by Young receipt February 9, 2020
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Taint Snuffing

Taint Snuffing is the act of jamming your face into someones taint and inhaling through your nose violently.
man ive been taint snuffing so much my nose hurts.
by The-Chode-Master September 25, 2012
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taint cringe

The feeling one gets when looking at someone else's wound that gives a cringing sensation in the taint.
Oh my god! Seeing your wicked scar gave me taint cringe!
by Dano January 11, 2017
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taint tackler

A person who is more than enthusiastic about licking taint
I thought johny wasn't a team player, but he was the best taint tackler on the team
by butteater66669420 March 29, 2015
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tainted orange

A game played by guys where they keep and orange in their dirty laundry for several months then sees who can successfully offer it to a girl
I got Sam to eat a tainted orange
by Get reked February 1, 2018
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