I’m cooked

A statement said when you’re in a situation where it’s most likely you'll lose or you’ll end up in a loss.

Teacher: today is the math test, this will count for 58% of your grade
Jerry: I’m cooked

by Pammmma March 08, 2024

I’m cooked

Bayron Alexander Abzun Urrutia

I’m cooked bro

by Narno Martinez April 29, 2024

I’m cooked

Your done for, or something will go wrong, typically in a relationship

“Your the only girl i trust opening up too” bro i’m cooked.

by jessloll February 02, 2024

I’m about to explode!

It’s what you say when you are about to erupt with a volcanic-like explosion of cum all over the place like in South Park season 12 episode 6 minute 18:36.

Guy 1: I’m about to explode!
Guy 2: *opens mouth wide*
Guy1: *stops* stop, that’s gay.

by JewCrewTripleK_GrandWizard April 27, 2023

Nah I’m Jus

Slang version of “I’m just kidding”

Sam: bro astolfo is so hot

Jalen: yea he fuckin is!
Sam: really?
Jalen: nah I’m jus

by MlgWow October 15, 2019

I’m mad about it

Used when something is funny

Guy: I just saw a video where some dude slapped the other guy so hard he got knocked out
Guy 2: I’m mad about it

by Smelly sack September 27, 2020

I’m going to be a dad?

Something a buzz light year looking potato says.

“I’m going to be a dad?”

(Spoiler alert: it’s a woman saying that.)

by Buzzthepotato May 15, 2025