by Dirty Mike in the muffs August 20, 2017
Get the texas bull hornmug. He is really cool and all the best looking ladies love him. He is intelligent and wears a backwards hat. Haters like Riley are jealous of this awesome boy. He is also an awesome friend. :)
by 12StepKid May 23, 2019
Get the Gibby Hornemug. by Kilowog1 April 25, 2008
Get the Rusty French Hornmug. Wow, it's only eight o'clock and the gardeners must be here already. I hear the Mexican french horns.
by dannyb December 24, 2007
Get the mexican french hornmug. He gets to you. He's dark and dangerous, and exciting and mysterious. He arrives on a cloud of scandal. And everywhere he goes, he stirrs up sex and trouble.
gotta love him.
gotta love him.
Joanna: Did you hear about the guy who just bought the mansion?
Roxy: Ya, I heard his name is Darryl Van Horne. Hes hot and rich.
Kat: Perfect.
Roxy: Ya, I heard his name is Darryl Van Horne. Hes hot and rich.
Kat: Perfect.
by Karmas UH byotch January 17, 2010
Get the Darryl Van Hornemug. The sexual act where a female performs oral sex on a male. Upon male ejaculation the female pushes the semen out of her nostrils in a solid stream.
It was obvious that Greg has recieved an Alaskan Bugle Horn as Janet had semen streaming from her nostrils.
by The Purple Flute April 22, 2017
Get the alaskan bugle hornmug. After a long day of cleaning the house for Betty Sue, Cleatus decided to repay her in bed that night by performing the dirty french horn.
by Cleatus and Betty Sue March 28, 2017
Get the dirty french hornmug.