fuzzy muzzy

A weird short alien skinny kid that thinks hes funny

You see that fuzzy muzzy? He thinks hes cool but his jokes are really offensive.

by coolguy2510 January 15, 2024

Fuzzies

U.S. Army recruit (E-1) that has no rank insignia.
They are called Fuzzies because of the fuzzy velcro patch on their shoulders.

"Yo, Ramirez do you see these new recruits?"
" Yeah, Here come the Fuzzies."

by LoobedUpPirate May 19, 2014

fuzzy hotdog

Hairy penis

Last night I went home with this guy and he had a fuzzy hotdog

by JJ.H February 29, 2020

Fuzzy noodle

meaning that a person is highly confused and slow, not knowing what they are doing and or what is going on. It can also mean that a person is beng dick sometimes.

Stop being a fuzzy noodle.

by takty August 11, 2010

Fuzzy Hand Brake

Receiving a hand job from get a milf in the back seat of her late model 2 door coup with bead seat covers.

I went to see Alice, but her kids were home so I only got a fuzzy hand brake.

by Donald Milhaus Trump November 8, 2019

Fuzzy

That feeling after your first drink at a work function

"Michael, I feel fuzzy. Do you always drink this much?"

by Fuzzers December 16, 2016

Fuzzy Poodle

A male with a beard that is permed giving oral to a woman with a permed bush.

I fuzzy poodled your mom until that dog got a bath.

by LandoC. March 29, 2019