Fork

A way of saying you beat your wife without formally stating it.

Hey Bobby, I'm so fucking mad right now, I want to fork my wife

I'm being forked right now

by Matthew Munt May 5, 2024

the fork is in the ranch

An expression used when something bad happens, usually just a minor inconvenience.

Timothy: "Ah man, the fork is in the ranch!"
Kyra: "What happened?"
Timothy: "I forgot my car keys."

by The Rymuss November 26, 2021

Forkful

Similar to a spoonful but with a fork. What are you stupid?

I ate a Forkful or cereal.

James ate a Forkful of his girlfriends awfull Macaroni.

by GWR 5043 March 26, 2024

fork the kiwi

To do IT with an Australian person

Person 1: Yoo I’m gonna fork the kiwi girl
Person 2: TMI dude

by Miss Gurl that is HIDEOUS!😠 June 21, 2021