totally rooted

Australian slang, to be so shit faced you can hardly move or funtion . To make a total cunt of yourself whilst blind drunk or stoned.

Davo said:Bill died last night drowned in his own vomit
Mick said: no wonder he was "totally rooted"

by mickeeey June 21, 2009

total shermbeck move

any action or saying that screams "I define G.T.L."

"bro, i forgot my tan oil" - shermy
"total shermbeck move bro!"- shermy's bro

converse allstars, axe hair gel, graphic tees, fist pumps

by DJ Shermbeck May 24, 2011

Totally Garnular!

Something to describe something insanely very good, like the word Awesome, or Epik.

Guy: Have you seen the car yet?
Other Guy: Yeah, he's Totally Garnular!!

by garnlover47 May 9, 2024

Total Top

A gay man with internalized homophobia who wants to have gay sex without feeling gay, so he acts as the top during anal sex and does not care about the satisfaction of his parter at all.

“Hey we should 69”

“No way im a total top, your just a hole i can use”

by Rex Rraptor May 11, 2025

Total Fruit Island

Total Fruit Island aka TFI is supposedly the 2nd object show ever, and it’s mainly lost, only with episode titles and the episode 1 description,

Is Total Fruit Island Lost?
Total Fruit Island is Lost,

by Ilbeity August 3, 2023

Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.

"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.

by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022

Totally balls

crazy, usually in a positive way. used like "wow that was insane!" after someone does a cool skateboard trick.

Athena: wow dude that movie was totally balls
Ren: what the fuck are you talking about???
Athena: totally balls??? its like "awesome"
Ren: oh cool thats totally balls

by athenaAcetone May 7, 2024