breakfast mom

It's when you are drunk in bed in the morn and you be all like - I NEED BREAKFAST BUT MY FACE IS DRUNK AS FUCK. You pine for a mother figure who doesn't exist and you begin to question the path you've taken in life.

Yes, this is steve. No, I've got a breakfast mom going on, sorry.

by maxkappe October 02, 2014

Tradies breakfast

A breakfast diet consisting of a caffeine drink such as a convince store iced coffee or energy drink and a cigarette.

This weeks been hectic had a tradies breakfast every morning.

by Tyrus05 September 17, 2022

poop for breakfast

its when you eat for poop for breakfast and its sooo good that you go in for seconds

guy 1 hey wanna eat poop for breakfast

guy 2 yea its sooo good

narrator and they started eating poop

by bennyboo7218 February 10, 2021

Vermont Breakfast

A breakfast composed of pancakes, waffles, eggs, bacon, and lots of maple syrup.

I had a Vermont Breakfast when I was on vacation there.

by BowTy December 05, 2016

Vermont breakfast

Intercourse where you use maple syrup in replacement of lube

Did you and chad try a Vermont breakfast last night?

by THE_L0N3R April 02, 2019

McDonald's breakfast

That'll make your p0ssy throb

That'll make your pussy throb means that the food is so good example McDonald's breakfast

by 7E8EURID July 15, 2021

breakfast partner

A breakfast partner is not only a partner that eats food with another in the mornings. They also do other things together that cannot be put into words on the internet. Could possibly mean a dirty play date.

So I just had a date with my breakfast partner, but I can't tell you what we did.

by Cubby408 March 05, 2017