by Stay.cute707 January 29, 2017
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by CAckbloxer September 2, 2019
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I feel that I'm just standing in line for a butthole high-dive in the army at times.
Josh, why did you have to butthole high-dive me last nite with tricking me into the two-hand touch with that wildabeast at the bar?
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by Chacharillo February 18, 2017
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by LinzerTorte July 27, 2021
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