Semen covered beanstock

A magical beanstock covered in your families semen used for your teachers to climb on.

Hey there goes Mrs Graves on the semen covered beanstock again

by Kitty meow36 October 8, 2016

criminal under cover uwu owo

bts uwu teehee notice me bts WOO

person 1 : criminal under cover uwu owo

person 2 : smooth like butter

by bakakakabakakakuwubaaka September 9, 2021

ketchup covered hotdog

when a man and women errr-eee the bed while the women is on her period, the man comes out with a bloody penis

Allison and Ethan were working it hard and when they decided to stop, Ethan had a ketchup covered hotdog

by Bum bum gum March 29, 2015

Chocolate Covered Cherry

When you give anal to a virgin then pop her cherry.

"Lost my virginity last night. We did anal first, so now I have a chocolate covered cherry.

by hocicito September 7, 2017

fuck and cover

Sex panic for the a-bomb dropping.

The alarm is going off, we should fuck and cover. The a-bomb is coming.

by tacocat33 November 5, 2023

BREAKIN' COVERS BLUNTLY

When someone FARTS in a way under any thick barrier made of cloth and it permeates the LANDSCAPE.

Just say the magic phrase ' it's not your fault now RUBY leave me alone and I am RUBY ," oh really " and BREAKIN' COVERS BLUNTLY there goes a SUPER SMELLY FART because it just has to be LITERAL to get the most NASAL STIMULATION so you can pretty much PUKE OUT AND PISS OUT the PAROXYMISTIC WISE ASSERY expression I can muster.

by ABROGATION SELF-CALUMNIATION January 15, 2022

Booty covers

In other words boxers panties elc.

Damn you got an ugly crack put on dem booty covers. As seen

by Booty mane February 19, 2023