comfort couple wednesday

either you comfort your relationship partner or you just look at art of your fictional couple (like mine's pico and bf) OR just ask the person you are intrested in they wanna date

"Hey man, it's comfort couple wednesday, you know what that means"
"Derek, I love you."
"uhhh, what?"

by Spurpy April 29, 2021

couple goals

when you are a very sexy professional footballer and you share your gf with another very sexy professional footballer

Eriksen is the sexiest man itw. Also couple goals.

by DefoNotAnton October 3, 2019

Couple

People who cuddle and shit

Person 1: "No we're just friends, but we still cuddle and shit"

Person 2: "Oh so you're a couple?"

by verysmartperson59584 October 2, 2021

Just a couple of cashews

instead of saying "you're nutty" or "you're a nut", you can just say someone is a cashew. Alternatively, you can shorten it to just 'shews.

"Dude what's up with those ppl spazzing out over there?"
"Dunno, just a couple of cashews"

by Boodot June 3, 2025

the even hotter couple

jack and cate

jack and cate are the even hotter couple, even hotter than the hottest couple

by ahs thoughts October 9, 2023

Blanket Couple

People in a relationship that show excessive public displays of affection. The name of the term refers to people that would commit sexual acts in public, that would be considered public indecency, if they weren't under a blanket.

"Did you see those band kids making out in the hallway?"

"yeah, I saw them doing that at the football game too, they're definitely the blanket couple"

by My_Kankles November 7, 2024

Power Couple

When Madeline and Gray can make Marina into a mess and is practically begging to be punished.

"God stop being such a power couple, it's so hot oh my god ahhh" - Marina

by ohboyhereitgoes March 18, 2023