Cougar

Alfie's mother

Cricket, Alfie's mum is an Absolute cougar!

by SCABIEWARRIOR52 July 26, 2018

Cougar chump

Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.

A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.

Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.

by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022

cougar stripeing

Just like a Tiger stripe, except when a chick is on her period and it leaks out to the front of her panties.

Oh! Shit! I went down on this chick and she had the worst Cougar Stripeing I have ever seen. No Oxy-clean will get rid of that!

by thederfluten April 24, 2011

Cougar

A woman who can't get enough pleasure from grandpa's limp dick

"She's old man. Cougar?"

"Heh, yeah. She needed something hard. Her husbands gone soft I guess."

by Wilted_Chaos June 25, 2017

trophy cougar

a middle aged or older woman, who was once a trophy wife, but has become dissatisfied with her husband but she refuses to leave him because she loves his money (and possibly his children). Goes on frequent "girls nights" with her friends and often will try to party like she's still in her 20's.

Check out this trophy cougar hittin on my man... God, I hope I look that good when I'm 45.

by fannie65432 March 15, 2017

cougar snatch

when you recieve a burn from yourself or a jerkoff asshole from a burning match head.

boy 1: " OMG, Josh, you gave me a nasty cougar snatch on my erection! "

boy 2: " Sorry bro, i'm a jerkoff asshole "

by lemonface5 May 17, 2010

Cougar

A majestic and powerful wild feline, scientifically known as Puma concolor, but often referred to as a "cougar." These magnificent creatures are native to the Americas and are characterized by their slender bodies, muscular build, and tan or tawny fur. Cougars are renowned for their stealthy hunting skills and ability to adapt to various habitats, including mountains, forests, and deserts. They are also called mountain lions, pumas, catamounts, and panthers.

Did you know the Cougar is the largest big cat that can purr. Let that sink in for a few hours

by GgAbe June 30, 2023