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Emo cop

A hyperactive and gothic child who hates all men, but loves women. Has a great fashion sense and even greater humour but be warned her screams are deadly (adorable too though). Although she hates romance she loves her friends and is especially protective over them. She’ll bite any man who tries getting near them and spend hours long interrogating them. She’s also a tsundere and owns a pet spider that like her is very attracted to women.
Maru: SCREAMS*
Granny: who died?

Maru: SPIDER!!!
Granny: nope I’m out.
Zaay: EMO COP! YOUR SPIDERS ATTACKING MARU AGAIN!

Alho: it’s just a spider calm down.

Zaay: a VERY BIG spider. I’m not getting near that thing.

Alho: why does emo cop…nvm…it’s emo cop, she’s unpredictable!
by Granny666 January 1, 2023
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TV cop

The one kind of cop more full of shit than a regular cop.
The TV Cop kept talking about how what he did to that unarmed black guy made him a real life hero, that it was more than TV.

Nowadays, body cameras turn more cops into TV cops. No wonder many of them still don't want to wear body cameras.
by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020
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Cop a bake

To get heat over something you have done or be reprimanded severely from someone.
I am going to cop a bake from the boss over missing that reporting deadline line last week.
Gezz that guy in the warehouse screwed up again, He is going to cop a bake when I see him.
by ferret June 25, 2009
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Noob Cop

These are cops who are usually 11 in most video games. They have no idea of the rules and go around shooting every one and DMING fellow cops.
Cop A shoots at Cop B: OMG U FUCKING NOOB COP!
by Vegal January 12, 2012
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Cop sanders

A cop sanders is a pedofile who works for a security company Thant’s pretends to be police. They usually drop the soap on purpose in jail.
That old dude is a cop sanders
by The Roman sex God January 15, 2020
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Medieval Cop

Medieval Cop is a mystery/humor game series created by GeminiGamer, also known as VasantJ. The games are centered around a depressed, drunk cop named Dregg Moriss who solves crimes and fights gods
Medieval Cop is the greatest game series ever created!

The person who created Medieval Cop is a genius!
by Dead Dregger September 24, 2021
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Rent a cop

A paid informant working for the po poes (police) hoe!
CALL YOURSELF HOE!, YOU RENT A COP DONT SCARE ME!!!!
by SOULVIVOR April 29, 2022
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